The Transportation Security Administration is as hated as the Internal Revenue Service. This is funny. Americans like to complain about their rights being violated at airports, yet are perfectly fine with surrendering their rights to battle a fictional problem (man-made global warming). Americans are getting stupid. When a fraud like Al Gore can receive a Nobel Peace Prize for distributing propaganda, how can one be surprised that American IQs are shrinking?

The following comments are responses to the YouTube video TSA Gangstaz. They are hilarious.

FYI: TSA Gangstaz is obscene.

iamheuno:

…TSA and homeland security are early versions of a modern day Nazi control system and you no longer have your rights. You and your property are subject to random searches I don’t care what the Constitution says. You will lay down to the growing police state, you will be controlled.

The last thing I or anyone else needs is the government doing anything to “keep me safe”. How f*****n hard is it to understand the difference between freedom and control? When was the last time you did some reading or thinking. Tell me how many knives and you steal. And tell me why you think it’s ok to steal peoples private property, I guess that’s freedom. If you don’t want to think and understand what freedom and the Constitution are then being a low grade dip s**t tsa is just your thing.

GryphonsClaw:

So, TSA going through your bags is not violating any rights; illegal search? The fact you get on a list and have no right to know why you are on the list. Therefore, every time you fly you are pulled out of line and questioned. Wait until you get on one of those lists. Maybe you will miss a flight because of that. Maybe the TSA should start searching traffic on the way into work in the morning since you don’t have a right to free travel? We could have prevented OK City if they had done that.

JodasPinkt:

… why does the TSA do stupid bull***t like making people to remove piercings? Or that moronic 4oz of fluid thing? Or destroying people’s electronic media? And let’s not even get started on the rampant molestation and voyeurism that is inherent to that job.

Sorry, if you work for the TSA, then you ARE a mindless thug, an agent of the police-state.

You seem VERY proud of filing a police report on some girl that probably didn’t do anything wrong. That says a lot about you as a person.

It’s ironic; seven years ago, Americans were afraid to fly because of hostile Arabs who work for terrorist groups. Now they’re afraid to fly because of hostile Americans who work for their own government. BIG improvement.

Seriously—I will NEVER fly in America now.

When I did it back in 2000, it was awesome. Flashed my birth certificate at the guards, walked on by. No passports, no scans, no bullshit.

AmericanCupCake:

I work at a major airport and found that a lot of the TSA workers are miserable, anal and very cantankerous people. But this takes the cake. You really get to see for yourself, on this video clip, what those crooks are really about, lol. Thank God whoever came up with this one. Let the truth keep being told.

alkedda:

… most TSA employees are not white. They’re usually ghetto thugs that have no clue what they’re looking for or at.

hamieone:

TSA is a great program. It takes bums and highly uneducated people off the street and gives them just enough authority to make a lot of people’s lives miserable. Talk about a waste of government money. Thousands standing around is about right.

georgeclark3000:

I for a fact know the TSA is filled with idiots and losers. Just about the biggest waste of our tax money ever. They dont have the brains to be ashamed of themselves.

feet77:

My one and only trip to America - I watched a TSA “Employee” pick her nose as a gun scrolled past in the x-ray machine. If it hadn’t been for a passenger tapping on the glass, she would have missed it. The next 9/11 will happen when somebody walks up to a baggage handler making $4.99 an hour and hands him a briefcase full with $250,000 in it. Minimum wage is the biggest security threat in America today.

johnbbbs:

The public is being trained to meekly accept random, pointless, irrational, unjustified, searches of their persons and property. This is Slave Training, hence: TSA Training SLAVES Administration. Do “TSAers” LOOK like they expect the next bag they open to explode in their faces, or violence of ANY type? NO. They know it is all a FARCE, but they don’t have enough self-respect/esteem to care that the “job” they do is just theatrics to cover the real purpose.

DefiantEagle:

Get a grip. The TSA isn’t preventing anything because the US gov’t carried out 9/11. TSA is preparing everyone for the police state. That’s why when DHS conducted a drill of suspicious materials through airports the TSA missed 80% of them. But no bottle water made it onboard.

marsgary:

I am glad TSA keeps flammable water out of airplanes. We need to get water out of our buildings lest we forget the lessons of 911. I think it was explosive water in the plumbing that brought down WTC 7.

drumblebumm:

They’re criminals, pure and simple. Perverted, thieving, anti-social jackasses. If they don’t want to be thought of like that, then they need to find another line of work…preferably something useful.

Success often sparks imitation. This truism applies everywhere, including the blogosphere. The astronomically successful blog “Stuff White People Like” has inspired an ever inflating group of knockoffs. I do not read SWPL, but I respect the dude’s originality. I find all this humorous. It is like the Gold Rush. Incidently, “Stuff Christians Like” predates “Stuff White People Like.”

• Stuff Stick Figure People Like
• Stuff Educated Black People Like
• Stuff God Hates
• Stuff Queer People Like
• Stuff Straight People Like
• Stuff Asian People Like
• Stuff Cajun People Like
• Stuff College People Like
• Stuff Ghetto People Like
• Stuff White Trash People Like
• Stuff Indian People Like
• Stuff Yellow People Like
• Stuff Radio People Like
• White Stuff People Like
• Stuff Jewish People Like
• Stuff Atheists Like (#1)
• Stuff Atheists Like (#2)

I got tagged by Selena last week as part of a chain letter/blogosphere game sharing hypothetical titles for memoirs. This is a great idea, because anyone can write a memoir these days. Barack Obama wrote one as a non-famous Joe Blow, having done nothing significant in his young life. His was about ego and political posturing, whereas Frank McCourt’s Angela’s Ashes was a genuine reflection of a man rising from an impoverished childhood to be a successful adult. Bottom line: Some people should not be writing memoirs, especially if they have not lived passed the age of 60.

Back to the business at hand. My never-to-be-written memoir title is similar to the subtitle of Without Politicians. I view myself as a recovering modernity addict, someone who is turning his back on what the world has to offer. I imagine after 60+ years of life, my memoir title in six words would be this:

“Thoughts From A Former Modernity Addict”

That being said, it is time to tag some people.

The Retired Preacher (He already has a memoir title—his blog title)
tazdog
The Pomponist
coloradokiwi
Teen Atheist (Sorry, she already hates my guts)

This kid exemplifies teenage stupidity. I cannot fault him, because I was an idiot in high school as well.

Related Posts:

YouTube Stupidity, Pt. 3
YouTube Stupidity, Pt. 1

The following sentence was used to make an internet search that led to my little blog:

I hate the Narnia books with a deep passion.

I find it amusing, just like the box office results between Narnia and the Golden Compass. For those who do not hate Narnia, check out the movie trailer for the upcoming Prince Caspian.

I found this video on YouTube and thought it was a great example of mental illness. It is also a great example of the level of anger and bitterness prevalent in many atheists.

WARNING: Language is beyond foul. My fellow Christians will be offended.

This week, I had two different bloggers from two different blogs mention my beard on the same day. Yes, my avatar has a beard—me about 10 months ago. The beard is long gone.

Here is what the Teen Athiest had to say:

peak9, I like myself way too much to “take things so personally.” Wouldn’t you be annoyed if you heard the same shit every day, no matter what it was? “Trim your beard,” “Wear something nicer,” et cetera. If I honestly believed I knew everything and couldn’t stand dealing with the ageism, I wouldn’t call myself the Teenage Atheist. I did choose that moniker for this blog, however, because I am admitting that I don’t know everything, and I welcome advice from my readers on how to deal with problems and go about things.

So, don’t generalize. Just because you were a know-it-all dipshit when you were my age doesn’t mean we all were. That’s ageism in and of itself.

My response:

Awesome. There’s no more beard either.

Here is what Brandon said at The Original Mudpuppy:

Just because I don’t have a fun blog name like “Politics & Culture” and I don’t look like the 4th member of ZZ Top doesn’t mean I’m not funny.

My response to Brandon:

Actually, I don’t have a beard anymore. I can’t believe two different bloggers on two different blogs commented today on my summer beard. The other blogger called me a dips%#t. At least you only associated me with a band of fellow Texans.

What are some other associations that can be applied to my former beard? A coworker once mentioned “rapist.” Another said I was “bummin’.” My own wife threw out “child molester.” We have “4th member of ZZ Top” and the ranting of a petulant imp. Let me know.

Here is some t-shirt goodness courtesy of CafePress.com—Barack moving in for the kill. What is he whispering in Michelle’s ear? Here are some possibilities:

• “Michelle, you can be proud of America now that I’m running for president.”
• “America’s so stupid. All I have to do is say “change” and “hope” and they fall down on their knees in ecstasy. You like ecstasy, don’t you?”
• “You’re married to a god.”
• “You’ll be the sexiest First Lady ever. You’re so HOT.”
• “You need this Hussein, don’t you?”
• “You’re the mamma of this Obama.”
• “Do you want to Barack ‘N’ Roll?”
• “Yes we can, baby.”

We can only speculate what he is really saying. She seems to be enjoying whatever he is doing. Get the foreplay shirt here.

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The Problem In The Heart
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